HARAMKAN GOOGLE PHONE DI MALAYSIA.

Tweet Banyak sangat handphone di market sampaikan kita tak tahu mana satu yang terbaik sesuai dengan gaya hidup kita.

Dulu, Motorola botol air adalah satu gaya kemewahan biarpun saiznya agak besar tetapi cukup untuk kita menelan air liur. It carries style and luxury due to its price tag. Kalau tak silap,  the price circles around RM2,000 to RM2,500.

Sangat mahal.

Ia juga digeruni anjing liar, sebab bila nampak handphone botol air ni, mesti anjing akan lari sambil jual kain - kaingg kaingg kaingg kaingg...

Dan menggunakan talian analog, talian dulu banyak suara ghaib termasuk suara Cina bercakap mengenai keputusan nombor ekor dan bak ku teh. Kadang-kadang kita boleh bercakap balik dengan mereka walaupun kita sedang bercengkerama dengan mata air kita di talian.

"Oii oii, cross line cross line."

"Chau chi bai.. tut tut tut tuttttttttttttttttttt"

Tapi ia juga imej kepada tokeh tailong dan tokeh bapak ayam dan kontraktor kelas F dulu dulu.

Kalau kontraktor yang berjaya sikit, mereka akan gunakan talian Atur 011. Tapi lawak jugak sebab kena bawak satu public phone untuk talian itu. Dah macam nak scan perut orang bersalin besarnya.

Hari ini, ia melalui transformasi teknologi. In short, the developer of handphones are waging war among themselves in gaining popularity among consumers. Note that, popularity does not promise excellence. You might say, Nokia is the best, but with so many grey importers kat Malaysia ni, the possibility of getting a Nokia phone with No-kiah quality is so high. And, yes, I am a sucker for a cheap but branded phone too.

And I ended up with Nokia-Selalu-Hang-Phone and No Sim Card Found. Sungguh celaka kan.

"Aiyoh boss, ini original set liao. Bukan underwater. Tak apa apa, wa kasi lu sikit diskaun lorrr." Itu Cina kat kedai handphone cakap masa nak beli.

"Helo bos, apsal ini handphone selalu hang, selalu kena restart, kekadang restart sendiri, ini dulu itu cerita Supernatural guna ker?"

"Aiyah bos, jangan cakap itu macam mah, lu mau mulah, wa kasi lu underwater set, itu AP set mah, sikit sikit ada ploblem mah," itu kata Cina jual handphone seminggu selepas beli.

And I thought Iphone is great. Not so. Battery runs out empty selepas setengah hari. But it sleek design cukup untuk memberi sedikit stylo mylo. Tapi ehem, kalau takder credit dan hanya untuk bagi miss call pada orang lain, better pakai Iphone cap China ok. And yes, dah ada dah imitation iphone from China. Sebijik, sebutir. Har har har. And mind me, I discreetly place the Iphone in my pocket ok.

Cakap tak boleh lelama sebab cepat panas (read: bukan sebab kena membebel dengan bini) tapi baterry cepat panas. Mungkin ia dicipta untuk main game, browse internet dan guna ipod. I wouldnt know and I dont want to.

Anyway, google is said to be launching its own android phone dan sekarang ni sudah diberikan pada kakitangannya seluruh dunia untuk ditest.

Wohh, that, ladies and gentleman, cannot reach our shores. Kenot. Yes, kenot.

Heard that LG is building the phone for Google. For more of its physical look of this phone, here is a link claimed to be the first to feature the handphone - Engadget.

For now, I must say, this phone SHOULD NOT be allowed to be in our country.

This is due to our Malaysians habit to google:

1. Batang askar.
2. Pondan isap konek.
3. Perempuan cium perempuan.
4. Lesbian
5. Porno Malaysia
6. Melayu bogel

I know, it is a bliss to them to have this handphone while they can use it to masturbate. Excuse me, but isnt that in their lewd mind to have such phone to help them to engage in such an immoral activity. Ok, no more magazines or downloaded jpeg images. It all can be done via google phone. Voila!

I have been collecting such keywords from nuffnang google results for this blog dan sememangnya Malaysian spent more time to google such images altho they have more in their mind. So, toksah bagi phone ni masuk. Tapi kalau masuk, aku nak jadik dealer. Masyukkkk..