Tuesday, November 10, 2009

SINGAPURA OHH SINGAPURA-PURA.

Kereta aku kena saman ketika berpoya poya di Geylang Serai, Singapura Ramadan lalu.

Rakan blogger, Sarah aka Ara, giggling bila tau aku kena saman. Terima kasih Sarah. Hahah.

She was sooooo nice that she appealed to the traffic police on my behalf. Baiknya Sarah ni. And dia bukan pun sedara aku, and we knew each other from this blog. Sungguh melekat gegula di sini kan. hehe.. (read: evil evil..).

Tunggu punya tunggu, today Sarah sms, dengan nada yang penuh prihatin dan simpati mintak aku tengok email aku.

Voila, rayuan ditolak. Pi bayar S$70, kata surat tu.

As I read the letter: I said.. ohhhhh my gucciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. errr sounds so pondan kan? yeah. Obviously. Haha.

Rasa macam nak letak surat tu kat sini, tapi malaslah. Pointless. Sungguh pointless.

There was no parking available at all masa aku pergi Geylang Serai (read: malas nak menapak jejauh).

Sarah kata, aku menceceh macam nenek. Hahah. Did she say that, or someone else? Hahah. Tapi betullah kot.

This Sarah and her beautiful family helped a lot. Hubby dia pun bercakap tak henti, but aku suka, complete dengan slang pekat Singapura like kitaorang, diaorang etc. But they are nice people.

Aku masih lagi berhutang one trip to her house. Harap that hutang akan dilangsaikan secepat mungkin sebab aku tahu dia akan masak best best untuk aku dan wifey (read: jangan ngada ngada nak order pizza yek).

Ohh during Raya celebration, aku berjaya memaksa Sarah and her family untuk datang rumah aku beraya. And they were so sweet, bawak favourite cookies for us - popular amos.

Like a sister she is, she took all the trouble to write to the traffic police and waited for the reply and even follow up on my behalf. Cuma traffic police tu dungu taknak bagi diskaun. Dungu = kurang zat besi.

This will be my thank you to Sarah and family. Thank you Sarah, my dear Sis. Shweeeetttt...

Dan Sarah and her family berjaya menafikan tanggapan aku bahawa owang Singa-pura pura kiasu. Seriously, sangat baik mereka ni.

And me, damn, there goes the money for my shoes at Robinsons. Macam ni shopping kat pasar borong jer lah. Aku kena cari sugar mummy. Any taker? lols.

Again, thank you Sarah dan harap harap takder interest ehh. haha.

p/s: Seafood Senibong on us. :)

16 replies:

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Hehehe~
Banyak gak tu kalau di darab2 tu, tapi takpe, mungkin boleh guna duit yang traffic mencanak canak naik last week~

LOL!

Nak sugar lady tak?
Kih3~

Hayatito said...

eh2..cikgu zara first?
chaitt..
hhehe

sound so fazura cik hazrey..
haha

dewajiwa said...

memang betul kan fakta orang kita tak kiasu kalau kat sana. tetap menolong dengan ikhlas. kalau nak shopping, naik public je beb.

Senibong selalu hujanlah malam. leceh elak lopak.

Mazidul Akmal Sidik said...

Hazrey, bagus pembaca blog awak. Baik hati, baik budi. Boleh order atau photocopy some of those readers ke? :)Biar ramai.

Saya tahu awak akan bercuti ke Krabi, Thailand. So, enjoy yourself. One thing about Krabi, t-shirt dijual kualitinya bagus, harga RM30 per piece.

Anyway bro (read: ayat permulaan untuk minta tolong), I plan to take my family to London, Italy and Jerman. But, di sana tak ada Sarah dan family. Jadi saya batalkan plan itu.

A'ah, betul la tu. Seorang isteri dan 2 anak, menuntut ingin bercuti ke Singapura dalam bulan Disember akan datang (Yup! your name was somehow mentioned dalam perbualan kami). Kata anak, ajak Uncle Hazrey yang bagi dia pegang camera masa di depan pejabat Jabatan Agama Islam Johor.

Segan juga nak bagi tahu tapi kata sahabat, kan? Bagi tahu jugalah.

Hazrey said...

CIKGU:
Tulah. Ada ker? Pastikan dia banyak duit. Lols.

HAYATITO:
Hahahah.. hahaha.. that is, the best lawak.. Ohh my gucciiiiii... lols lols. Thank you hayatito. Hahahah

DEWAJIWA:
Susah nak parking kat senibong tu.

MAZIDUL:
Bro, kata orang, buat baik berpada pada, buat jahat jangan sekali, tapi buatlah dua tiga kali. Lols. No prob bro, beritahu jek bila.

December ada Christmas sale. Huhu. Tell akak bawak duit suami banyak sikit.

rosnanie said...

kata dapat duit nuffnang banyak, ok ler tu, hehehe...

rosnanie said...

kirim salam kat sarah tu ye,

jika kita ikhlas berkawan, insya Allah...

Hazrey said...

ROSNANIE:
Tak cukuppppppppppppppppppppppppp...

rosnanie said...

alamak...tak cukup yea? Sian nyer.. ala, you kan nak gi holiday dgn en mazidul, u ckp kt dia, you akan ikut, tp berbayar, jd cameraman, hehehe...ok tak?

alamak, en mazidul tahu la, tlg......

zeqzeq said...

tuah badan nampak di SUGAR..

Ara aka Sarah said...

awwwww...you ni kan, very unsangkarable. to come up with somting like this. ishh....malu ah...tolong pun sekadar yang termampu je.

the feeling's mutual. we loved your company too! and your wifey was so hospitable..we appreciate that.

p/s : u sure abt me hubi talking non-stop? or was it the other way round? hehehe..

LiLacFlA said...

i notice latest post ni mr hazrey dah cam tone down skit aka bersopan. :D

Hazrey said...

SARAH:
Hahah.. but so nice of you to help us (read: teruskan tolong sampai bila bila tauuuu). hehe.

LILACFIA:
Saya seorang yang civilized. Selalu, kerapkali, lazimnya. Hahahaha.. Well, talking about someone nice, mestilah kena cakap manis manis kan.. kan kan kan

Anonymous said...

As a fellow Singaporean, I am happy to read this message...Kudos to you Sarah!..

Saya pun ada ramai rakan bloggers di Malaysia dan selalu kunjung mengunjung...

Btw, Christmas in Singapore....mmg nak kena bawa banyak $$...terlalu byk Sale..

Nora

ninoZ said...

manisnya hati kawan awak..:D

Ida said...

Wahh... bertuah you dapat kawan sebaik Sarah.. yeah.. I have a good friend too in Singapore. Aida namanya, tinggal di Clementi. Everytime I turun Singapore mesti carik dia.

Tapi takkan you dah lupa.. kan ada t-shirt yang dijual di Singapore, tercetak ayat "Singapore = Fine Country" dengan segala jenis denda yang ada.. macam makan chewing gum, buang sampah etc etc.. heheheehehe

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