Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I NEED TO BE IN SINGAPORE TODAY, TODAY, TODAY.. HURRY. BRING YOUR CAR

I know it is Ramadan. I know I know. I shall redeemed myself.

Tapi tengoklah citer ni. And Singapore is just a mere 15 minutes drive from where I am staying.

I bet wifey will hide my passport. Better make this entry private. Huhuhu.

Ok pergi lepas raya.

Guys, you may hop on too.

But truly, memacam people in this kiasu country ni boleh / nak / dan akan buat for survival.

JB is offering much cheaper rate for a good car wash. Furthermore dengan currency exchange yang currently at 2.42, damn they will only spend S$3 for a wash.

A good car wash di Jalan Abdullah Tahir yang dah macam perkampungan cuci kereta cuma RM8 for sedan car. MPV RM12. Motosikal RM3. Basikal, pergi cuci sendiri.

Macam mana pun, this trip will definitely be made. Ok not for 360. But it will definitely for a 360 look at the girl. Dont drool ok, batal puasa.

And NO, no ladies allowed for this trip.

Please register your name guys.

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A CAR wash in Singapore is offering customers a “one-day only erotic experience” of having topless women wash their vehicles.

Sin Chew Daily reported that Tease & Wash was offering the topless service as a promotion in the run-up to its official opening on Oct 1.

Its founder, Gerald Chen, 29, promised that the promotion would only feature “real” women washing the cars, and not men disguised as the fairer sex to trick customers.

He hinted coyly that the date for the “titillating car wash experience” had been fixed for one of the days between Sept 26 and Oct 1.

Admitting that such a promotional tactic was daring, he nevertheless said “it had to be different” to attract the attention of potential customers.


9 replies:

ZARA 札拉 said...

kalau daftar guna nama lelaki boleh?

hahaha~

bottomless guys takde?

LOL!

mizzyN said...

memang disalut gula punya offering. mesti ada catchnye ini, mesti adenye.

alidyangon said...

Bro

Kalau tengok video macam ni

Pahala puasa kita di tolak tak ?

Apa faedahnya perempuan cuci kereta ek?

Betuk ke bersih?

Dia orang tu ada 'energy' ke nak buat kerja teruk cam tu?

Pada aku, inilah yang dinamakan exploitasi wanita dan advantage nafsu lelaki he he he he he he

aRa said...

ehem2..nanti kita repot kat LKY u cakap kitorang kiasu. noti, eh..

don bother..once this news reach the authorities, sure tak pass...buat penat je you dtg...hahaha

Rona Realiti said...

nasib baik entry bahasa inggeris...
saya x faham... haha....

apa tu topless girl...??
check kamus jap...

Desert Rose said...

Eleh aku dah lama buat servis topless hair wash kat umah , tak heran.(UTK LAKIKU SAHAJA)

Obefiend Weiland said...

tapi haz

kalau topless tu semua amoi sure FLATCHESTED je semua

HAHAHAHAHA

baik suh budak kecil gemok basuh. lagi besar tetek!

Azhar Abdullah said...

Hmmm...aku pun dah lama teringin nak pergi Singapore nih...eh,ko kawankan aku pergi sana ye Hazrey..:D

Hazrey said...

ZARA:
Boleh. Tapi kami kena check anu.

MIZZY:
Hahah got prawn behind.

ALID:
Mestilah puasa ditolak, tengok aurat. Tapi aku tahu, mesti hati kau melonjak untuk pergi kan. Haa yang tu kena sms.

ARA:
LKY tak 'jalan' lagi ker? Eleh, suka menghalang niat orang. Saya perlu pergi untuk buat liputan. Ehem.. tetiba sakit tekak.

RONA:
Topless girl bermaksud budak perempuan yang sukakan A Galak.

DESERT ROSE:
Aku ada saloon.

OBEFIEND:
Hahahah.. hahaha, abis, semua amoi kat sana dah camtu, nak buat camner. Kat sana, budak gemuk terdiri dari bangsa Melayu. Amat amat ramai budak gemuk. Ramai gila. Kalau pi geylang, toleh kiri, toleh kanan mesti ada yang gemuk. Not that normal gemuk ok..

AZHAR:
Ok, takder masalah. Aku pun takder kawan nak pergi untuk buat 'liputan' ni. Kena set betul betul ni.

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