The Poyos at Meet Uncle Hussein & Samsons Concert.

Tweet Aku tak suka pergi concert.

Sebab bising. Hahah. Skema kan?

BON JOVI

The last time aku really enjoy a concert was Bon Jovi concert in Singapore, many many many years ago, and aku rasa aku dah terlalu tua untuk pergi concert, especially those rock rock concerts. (the upcoming Search concert will be an exceptional).

Watching Bon Jovi performing just a mere metre away on stage, was ecstatic. Gila sawan kalau tak pergi tengok. Watched it with a friend that both DonCorleone dan aku, kenal. And of course, aku tak pernah bayar tengok konsert, sebab aku kerja. That is the beauty of it. Jeles tak? Mesti korang jeles kan.

But, seperti biasa, aku memang banyak complaint sebab ini blog aku, aku punya pasallah nak complaint apa pun kan, bukan kau bayar RM1.50 macam beli sok kabor kan. Hahaha.. attitude tak? Haha.. Well, masa di concert Bon Jovi tu, I was standing beside some guys yang ketiaknya bau busuk nak mampus. Kurang kunyit punya jantan. Pergilah pakai sabun susu kambing.. bau tengik..

Lucky ada minah salleh yang comel comel dan menggiurkan, dan mereka cuba beberapa kali mengusha aku, tenung tenung aku, purposely brush their breast against my back, namun aku menolak dengan baik dan gentleman. Tetapi mereka tidak berputus asa, turut cuba menggoda aku, dah hampir aku tewas, apatah lagi pakaian mereka yang mengghairahkan. Aku kaget dan meruntun jiwa.

Ok, ok tipu. Mana ada camtu.

Meet Uncle Hussein & Samsons

Aku bernasib baik sebab tak perlu bayar parking untuk cover konsert Meet Uncle Hussein and Samsons di Stadium Tertutup Majlis Bandaraya Johor Bahru (MBJB) malam ini. Otherwise, aku mesti dah telefon Kak Podah, Teropong Telek atau Seseh Seseh atau Goyah Goncang. (Nice name kan.. goyah goncang.. hahahah)

Dan masuk pun, free sebab tiket aku digantung dengan kemas pada leher jinjangku.. haha, now I sound so gay. Yeah laugh. Go on laugh. That is my work tag.

And yeah, I was wearing a pink shirt hoping for abang askar. Hahahah, babi gila kan if I do that. Babi babi babi to all pondans. May God strike you with lightning. And no, I was not wearing any pink shirt, mind you. Aku pakai t-shirt yang macho colornya.

Anyway, aku tak suka kat event promoter concert tu but I am not gonna menceceh / bitching macam pondan. I am there to work, and work.

Neither do I gonna bitch about bergesel dengan rempit bro and jawa jawa because they are at that concert to see their fav band, and they are paying for it. fucking pay their own money to be there. So they deserved to be there.

The crowd was not so overwhelming, as I have expected. The most, 1,000 people in a stadium that can fits - errmm.. 8,000 pax easily. I do not know what happened, but I guessed it was the late publicity being done for this concert.

Prior to this concert, aku turut telefon Akubimbo to get some latest news about this two groups, sebab pastinya aku kena interview, and with Shoeshine in the background (and DonC were actually repeating what she was saying, walaupun sebenarnya kan senang dia pass kan jek telefon tu kat bini dia.. samdol kan kau DonC.. aku tau kau memang samdol.. hahaha), just to avoid myself dari menanya soalan seperti: kenapa band Indon senang masuk Malaysia dan bukan sebaliknya atau bila music Malaysia nak maju. Hahah.. Beruk.

Both of them berikan good tips, yelah aku bukan tahu kisah pasal band band ni. Silap haribulan lagu yang diaorang nyanyi pun aku tak tau tajuk. Hahahah.. Call me what you want, but aku tak ambik peduli pun. Hahah.

Konsert itu bermula lewat. Hampir jam 10 malam baru start. And they said: biasalah konsert rock. WTF kan. Letih aku nunggu. Nak cuci mata pun tak boleh sebab yang datang semua untuk butakan mata aku, ada lah. Serious.

MUH sang several songs, 5 kot. Haha, nanti aku tengok berapa lagu. Lan the vocalist was histerical. Masa closing tu dia siap lompat atas bassdrum and jumped, tunggang terbalik mic for the bassdrum. Haha, but i likeeee.. I was expecting him to throw cymbals or at least snare drum kat crowd, but karang benjol pulak dahi sesaper.

Dia cuma baling topi dia jek. Dan masa aku interview diaorang kat backstage, aku tanya, kenapa tak baling keyboard ke? And I stopped them from answering and said, takyah baling, hulurkan tangan ringankan beban, hulur kat aku, aku ada tepi stage.

Closing with lagu you know what.. and despite the event promoter tak kasi aku pergi interview any of the groups, aku pergi jugak and I asked these questions:

1. Tadi nyanyi lagu apa?
2. Siapa penyanyi utama?
3. Siapa pemain drum?
4. Siapa pemain keyboard?
5. Siapa pemain gitar?
6. Kenapa mat indon ramai kat Malaysia. ehh sorry, kenapa banyak band indon senang popular di Malaysia.



Ok, ok tipu again. Aku tak tanya soalan tu. Haha. Dan tentu sekali aku tak tanya apa perasaan mereka perform depan live audience di Johor ni. Sebaliknya aku tanya apa diaorang buat dengan duit cash bebanyak itu hari menang AJL sebab aku tengok diaorang pakai baju ala ala beli kat bundle.

Actually, aku tanya soalan berikut:


1. Tunggu siaran di tv nanti.
2. Tunggu siaran di tv nanti.
3. Tunggu siaran di tv nanti.

In the meantime, aku kongsi sikit the poyos of all the poyos. Click to see the video. Kalau kat office, pastikan korang tutup muka korang dengan file, sebab nanti boss tahu korang tak buat kerja. Cepattt.....

Credit to my dear Hafiz Bahrin, cameraman for all the shots of poyos.

Dan ini pula, penyanyi sebenar Meet Uncle Hussein ketika diwawancara. Percayalah.