GIRLS - MEREKA NI, ADA YANG SUKA PENDEK, ADA YANG SUKA PANJANG. TAPI KEBANYAKAN MEREKA SUKA YANG PANJANG.. MESTILAH KAN..

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Best kan gambar lampu ni.

Yeah, what were you thinking? Explicit content? Tak boleh tak boleh.

This is about hair. Nothing else.

Rambut ibarat mahkota buat wanita.

I am an analytical person. Suka memerhati. Busy body they would say. Tapi aku suka tengok orang mostly perempuan sebab once aku perhati kat lelaki, that will be the biggest problem to my wife. Haha. Orang cakap gatal, but truly, I am a lesbian in a man's body. So forgive me.

Rambut juga bagai satu ekspresi buat wanita. Ekspresi menggambarkan diri mereka.

Tapi aku pelik, kalau rambut panjang, aku faham they will spent the whole century for treatment at salon. Tapi yang rambut pendek pun time spent sama jugak! How? Yeah, you girls gonna say, nak pamper kan diri. Then, apa guna ada memacam shampoo kat TV tu, sampai hero dan heroin hindustan pun dibayar untuk melakonkan betapa menggunakan jari pun boleh?

Aku tak tau apa fashion rambut this Korean girl ni, but I like the ribbon on her blouse. Cantik knot tu.

Lepas tu, kekadang aku tengok, orang yang menggunting punyalah berhati-hati dan sikit sikit dia gunting. Patutlah lambat habis. I always accompany my wife for her routine hair pampering session. And, normally, aku akan habiskan satu shopping complex pusing pusing, treatment tak habis habis.

She was supposed to perform here in Malaysia kan? Tapi cantik kan rambutnya. Stylo. Any taker?

Yeah, wait until rebonding, highlight etc. It will take the whole flight to New York.

Dan perlu ke, tukang tukang gunting tu guna gunting kecik? Bila nak abis? Kenapa tak pakai machine jek? One shot jek kan dah boleh habis? Zapppp... and you are done!

Yelah, rambut kan penting buat wanita. Ya, paham paham, tapi kan harga hair treatment jadik mahal sebab tak produktif. Tak quantity-oriented. Wait until Air Asia bukak salon. Imagine that.

Aku pun jumpa banyak portal menyediakan program untuk kita test camner rupa kita dengan pelbagai fashion rambut. Best kan jadik pompuan ni. Look at this picture.

It is a fashion statement kan. Look at the above picture. Very neat kan. Kalau kena dengan orangnya, it will look hot! But kalau tak pandai memilih atau tersalah 'dipilihkan' it will be a nightmare kan? Dan cermin akan menjadi musuh utama. Haha. And to us too. And sexy can be subjective. Kalau kena dengan style nya, sure nampak sexy and hot beb.

Dulu, the only extension yang aku tahu ialah extension telefon, or extension kat rumah.. renovation lah tu. Now, rambut pun dah ada. I never understand why do they need the extension while in the first place, kenapa pi gunting rambut tu. Pelik kan? Dah tahu nak panjang, toksalah pi potong. Ishh. Pompuan.

And women like it bila orang cakap rambut dia cantik. Tul tak? Kalau bad hair day, it is like the end of the world. Ohh and that pick up line is workable guys! Handbag, hair, shoes and ohh eyes, always work. No more phewiitt, helo kak long.. etc etc.. or buat bunyi macam tikus tu. Right Emma?

Apparently, while writing this piece, superzac is doing a complete overhaul to her hair (hope to see her on nightline with her new piece) while shoeshineazreen berkira kira about long or short hair. And Mukhriz lost to another guy.

And to answer your question girls - we the men, have our own preferences.

Ada yang suka panjang dan ada yang suka pendek.

Long hair that’s curled looks extremely sassy to sport for any occasion. I bet shoeshineazreen mesti tutup mata potong rambut dia. Haha.

Tapi kan, ada juga yang tak elok dibiarkan panjang and leaves lots of ketumbe pada baju. Despicable beb. Very. Amat Keji. Nampak malas. Nampak pengotor. Please make sure you shampoo your hair ok. Rambut cantik dan highlight pun kalau pemalas nak cuci, tak guna jugak.

And rajin rajinlah sikat. Comb.

But gilalah kalau panjang camni. A turn-off beb. Haha.

Macam mana dia ni shampoo rambut dia? Rendam dalam tempayan yang dah diletak shampoo? Kalau dia 'siputkan' rambut dia, camne jadiknya? Kalau rambut dia basah, dia pakai hair dryer?

Kalau rambut panjang, kena dengan style, wavy sikit, curly sikit, cantik kan. Tapi kenalah dengan bentuk muka. Kalau bulat semata-mata bentuk muka tu, sesungguhnya toksahlah ko pi buat yang makin menampakkan kebulatan ko tu dan ko buat semata-mata sebab orang lain buat cantik. Pi beli cermin dulu sebelum ikut orang.

No, no, this picture is not about hair. Diaorang ni all my ex-girlfriends. You know, long distance relationship susah nak menjadik.

Truly, kalau kena dengan gayanya can make others turn green with envy. Top it with attitude and you would be ready to rock! Rambut sahaja, can make you sexy, very sexy.

this shoulder length pun best gak kan... err provided that you are hot like her.

And to answer your question girls - we the men, have our own preferences.

Like you us the men ada yang suka panjang dan ada yang suka pendek. It plays a role to our eyes jugak.

So, there is no specific preference sama ada pendek atau panjang, but to me, as long it looks ok and neat, that will be just fine. Kalau ada style sikit with highlight, I guess that will be a bonus kot.

Ohh, kalau boleh, get a second opinion before you do anything with your hair please kalau idak... alahai..

I need a rebonding, fast.

p/s: Do I sound gay for writing this?