Thursday, January 1, 2009

No, I was NOT invited to the Sex Party.

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.."

Ingat tak? In Johor, kalau takleh membuta awal, wajib tengok soap opera ni kat TCS5 subuh subuh, dan surely insomnia boleh cure.. haha dramatic abis. I remembered adik aku, Azhan did a joke on it. Kalau dia tengok orang berdrama jek in real life, dia akan (quote): "haa.. dah start dah.. like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.." haha, but truly the trademark voiceover ni, memang sesuaii sangat nokkk..

And, sorry ya, kalau aku guna trademark statement ni for all the entries on Nov 20 itu hari. Bolehlah.. boleh ehh.. tengkiu.

Tapi this soap opera started in 1965, ya, sebab tu korang ramai yang tak tahu, tapi kalau cakap Friends, sure kita tahu kan. Friends begin in 1994. It is about group of frens in Manhattan, New York while Days of Our Lives kat California.

If you asked me, aku tengok Friends sebab it has this hottie Jennifer Aniston.. ahh she is hot (bukan panas, tetapi memanaskan. if you know what I mean) kan before I realised that my wife is hottier than her.. (ngampu statement tu, but truly sometimes aku rasa wifey looks like her..). Bila aku ekspresif sikit, a blogger Ted Baker called me horny, while another by the name i.am.belle cakap aku kabaret. No, no it is not a cabinet brand or cooking hood brand.



Gila ke apa kau kalau TAK cakap she is Super Duper Hot Bod. Ohh, she's not? You must be gay then. Please press Alt F4 button now. Now I said!

And does anyone knows that John Aniston the actor who portrays the character Victor Kriakis on Days Of Our Lives is the real father of this hottie.


Daddy-In-Law-Tak-Jadik. Haha I wished.. but, err, if I tell you the truth, I must kill you.

Tinggal 364 hari lagi untuk kita tempuhi sepanjang tahun dua ribu sembilan dan kita sudahpun menjengah ke tahun seribu empat ratus tiga puluh hijrah.

It was a long day for me on 1 January 2009.

Where did I go last night? Wohh.. I tell you, last night was phenomenal, yes, phenomenal gila. Club hopping dan memacam kitaorang buat. Watching fireworks.. uihhh gila happening. It is like.. rasa macam tak cukup malam tadi..






What is wrong with your eyes? Tulah, asyik tengok benda yang tak elok jek.


Yeah right.. while Superzac Miss Hottie Leha pergi celebrate kat warung with her friends, aku kena pergi assignment for 999. Club hopping gak, except the happening part sebab everytime aku masuk each and one of the premises, eyes were all over me. Yeah, like I am so hot lah like that.. haha. Tapi seronok gak kan sesekali, tapi yang tak seronoknya, lelaki yang tengok, so itu kira konsep apa tu?

Aku dengar DonC pulak pulang ke kolumpo.

Well, I guess my outing dengan officers from D7 of Johor police hq raiding clubs last night is better than doing the countdown all your heart kat warung kan. Haha..

Was it me or orang kat JB tak celebrate sebab we went to three clubs yang besar dan ciput jek orang kat dalam tu. It was a preventive or show of power effort to curb any unforeseen to the aftermath of the celebration, says police. So be it. Tapi, the last I checked, tak dengar pulak ada serious or major crime occurred, including a sex party at the beach. But seriously, nak buat sex party kat beach kat JB? Pantai Lido or Stulang Laut? Hilang akal ke apa. The biggest event boleh buat, kalau really nak buat kat dua dua tempat ni ialah Pertandingan Memancing or let's call it Fishing Party minus the g-strings. Tapi ada fluffy cacing, serangga for the bait.

Ehh wait, iklan sikit. Korang ada tak yang tengok flick Duyung? What the fuck.. apa kejadahnya pi pasang yes pasang rambut and not janggut kat Yassin untuk gambarkan dia sebagai Orix the ape? Janggut dia dah macam mop lantai yang diwarnakan hitam. Serious. Ohh sorry, ini kualiti filem kat Malaysia, sebab tu, aku tengok kat TV and NOT kat panggung wayang. Itu pun dipaksa tengok. Tapi hakikatnya bila tengok Maya Karin, aku kuatkan sikit aircon.

Iklan habis.

At 9.20am this morning, satu kejadian berlaku kat Taman Perling, Johor Bahru. It was on Berita Tv9 earlier. Should be on 999 next Thursday. Insya'allah.



No, this was not taken from any of Datuk Yusof Haslam's movie. And no, Diana Danielle was not in this car or the picture taken from Evolusi KL Drift.

Seorang lelaki kurang siuman melarikan kereta peronda ini. Nanti baca paper ya or wait till next Thursday. And ohh, kami tidak dihalang membuat liputan. :) Heh..

So, like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. Cuba someone translate kan.


7 comments:

Ted Baker said...

Syabas wahai lelaki kurang siuman. The PDRM deserved it!

Anonymous said...

erk yg kena tembak kat kaki tu ek. sian dia...

amat said...

pasir suka melalui jam pasir, demikian juga hari bagi nyawa kita

betul aku trasnlate ni? hehe..

Zakiah Ponrahono said...

Hidup kita sepantas pasir yang melalui jampasir.

Hazrey said...

Ted: Unforeseen event. :) But one would wonder, 2 policemen were there..

amat & Zakiah: Hahaha, belasah jerlah. Pasir suka melalui jam pasir? Kah kah kah.. bantaii.. banzaiiii.. direct translation beb.. hahaha..

Leauparkenzo said...

Hey, I've never understood why men find Jennifer Aniston 'hot'. If you say she's sweet and pretty, yes.

I've always thought 'hot' women are people like Angelina Jolie and Aishwarya Rai????

Then again, I'm not male, so I won't understand how your brains work..mwahhahaa.

Hazrey said...

Leauparkenzo: Haaa.. see, you got it! She is sweet and pretty, and that is why she is hot. It is very subjective. They don't have to be so naked to be a hottie. Likewise, sexy is subjective too. Hottie sexy can have a very sexy lips, eyes, voice etc without having their clothes stripped. Right? Haha

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